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The nineteenth most Patriotic man in the world.
"Did you know that I am the nineteenth most Patriotic man in the world?"
"That's interesting. Why do you say that?"
"I did some research on the Internet about very Patriotic people and I only found eighteen who might be more Patriotic than myself."
"So you made up this patriotism ranking system yourself? Who are you to judge people's patriotism?"
"I'm the nineteenth most Patriotic man in the world, who the fuck are you?"
"Not a nut who capitalizes the word patriotic."
"It's more Patriotic this way. I gained seventy ranks from this idea alone."
"What?"
"And how can you tell what I'm capitalizing? We're speaking, not writing."
"This is
An important clarification.
If I was one million times more likely to be killed by a meteor than the average person, you might advise me against becoming an astronaut, but in fact, astronauts are in danger of asteroids, which are not meteors until they enter the atmosphere.
Droppin' some science
On a female helicopter the altimiter is to the left of the tachometer, on a male helicopter it's above it. That's the only way to tell. Automobiles are female if they have a license plate in the front and the back, and male if there's only one on the back. Automobiles have no gender if they have no plates. A brand new car straight from the dealership is sexless even with the paper temporary plates until it gets real metal ones. All ships are female unless they're spaceships in which case they're male if American and female if foreign, all submarines are male, and construction vehicles like bulldozers can have up to nine different genders for
My bad!
I just got a really nice LCD monitor today and used it to take a look through my DA gallery. I realized that this monitor is well calibrated and has proper brightness and contrast, while the laptop's display that I've been relying on for the past two years is quite flat and dark. I think I've been overcompensating in my post-processing to correct for the flaws of my laptop's display rather than actual low contrast or color in my photos, and as a result there might be quite a few photos that are wildly oversaturated or have ridiculous contrast. My bad!
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