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Mike Jag
United States
Current Residence: Brooklyn
Favourite photographer: art wolfe, bruce percy
Favourite style of art: Landscape photography that makes you NEED to go there
Operating System: 7
MP3 player of choice: iPhone 4
Shell of choice: shotgun
Favourite cartoon character: Deadpool, Early Cuyler, Eric Cartman, Cleveland Brown, Patrick Star, Batman, Quagmire
Personal Quote: I have multiple personality disorder but they're all exactly the same.
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"Did you know that I am the nineteenth most Patriotic man in the world?"

"That's interesting. Why do you say that?"

"I did some research on the Internet about very Patriotic people and I only found eighteen who might be more Patriotic than myself."

"So you made up this patriotism ranking system yourself? Who are you to judge people's patriotism?"

"I'm the nineteenth most Patriotic man in the world, who the fuck are you?"

"Not a nut who capitalizes the word patriotic."

"It's more Patriotic this way. I gained seventy ranks from this idea alone."

"What?"

"And how can you tell what I'm capitalizing? We're speaking, not writing."

"This is a text message conversation, Michael."

"You can go to hell. You should see how Patriotically I write the word U.S.A. I dot the I's with bald eagles, bro. Bald eagles the size of dots. And not really tiny drawings of bald eagles, but actual living bald eagles the size of dots. How Patriotic is that?"
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My profile picture on Facebook is "not" an al-Qaeda flag and it "offends" me that you would accuse me of something so "awful".
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"Honey, I hope you don't mind, you didn't say which kind of peanut butter to buy and I didn't want to get the wrong thing, so I bought one of each and I sexually assaulted a policewoman and changed her name to a trapezoid."
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Cancel your credit cards and change your name, shave your eyebrows and your balls, adopt a hundred cats and freeze them, and mail one to your congressman every Tuesday.
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The prophet who ignored God and thought he was mad, the king who flipped a coin, the endless forest of iron trees, and the mounted heads of our foes and fathers.
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My name is Michael J********* and I'm running for Congress in secret; and I'm not telling anyone, not even you.
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Dying on duty is prohibited. All units are required to remain alive at all times, or you will be severely reprimanded.
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I have to build a gigantic underwater prison in Kansas and fill it with bees wearing tiny little SCUBA masks.
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His head is a gigantic spinning featureless cube that turns into a pyramid when he speaks.
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"I" have "never" "murdered" "anyone".
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