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Mike Jag
United States
Current Residence: Brooklyn
Favourite photographer: art wolfe, bruce percy
Favourite style of art: Landscape photography that makes you NEED to go there
Operating System: 7
MP3 player of choice: iPhone 4
Shell of choice: shotgun
Favourite cartoon character: Deadpool, Early Cuyler, Eric Cartman, Cleveland Brown, Patrick Star, Batman, Quagmire
Personal Quote: I have multiple personality disorder but they're all exactly the same.
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"Did you know that I am the nineteenth most Patriotic man in the world?"

"That's interesting. Why do you say that?"

"I did some research on the Internet about very Patriotic people and I only found eighteen who might be more Patriotic than myself."

"So you made up this patriotism ranking system yourself? Who are you to judge people's patriotism?"

"I'm the nineteenth most Patriotic man in the world, who the fuck are you?"

"Not a nut who capitalizes the word patriotic."

"It's more Patriotic this way. I gained seventy ranks from this idea alone."

"What?"

"And how can you tell what I'm capitalizing? We're speaking, not writing."

"This is a text message conversation, Michael."

"You can go to hell. You should see how Patriotically I write the word U.S.A. I dot the I's with bald eagles, bro. Bald eagles the size of dots. And not really tiny drawings of bald eagles, but actual living bald eagles the size of dots. How Patriotic is that?"
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Mjag Featured By Owner 10 hours ago
This "America" place you speak of sounds like a very silly land.
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Mjag Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2015
Whenever you throw a plastic bag in the trash instead of recycling it, the bag dies and becomes a ghost. They're small and they don't move and they're not very interesting. Bag ghosts don't have any spooky powers, they're just kind of hard to see, and you can go to jail for having sex with them.
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Mjag Featured By Owner Sep 15, 2014
Ush yem weshmel nuressem, yeg unpelesh mem yeg heleruy?
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Mjag Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2014
Louisiana is the only state in North America without any bird, reptile or mammal life, except humans.
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Mjag Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2014
I found out that you're not a real scientist, you're just a ziploc bag full of algae with a smiley face and the word 'scientist' drawn on it. I'm tired of this and I'm not giving you any more stool samples.
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Mjag Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2014
Szeich! Wouzheim! Pan iftazir nuezim! Oanhru czelrodhar, pan wush ghastem! Szeich! Wouzheim! Pan iftazir nuezim! Oanhru czelrodhar, pan wush ghastem!
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Mjag Featured By Owner Jul 3, 2014
If you have sex with one Senator, one Member of Congress, and one Supreme Court justice, you automatically become President of the United States. But you get no Secret Service protection and your assassination is completely legal.
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